Tesla's private Cybercab event was a stark contrast to the company's usual extravaganza. The event, which lasted just 15 minutes, failed to include a keynote from Elon Musk, leaving many details scattered in PDFs and app updates.

One intriguing detail: no children under 13 are allowed in the Cybercab. The vehicle lacks standard child seat anchors, forcing children to use seat belts, a move that puzzles Tesla's child-loving CEO.

In the event of a crash, the Cybercab's airbags inflate, doors unlock, and the vehicle halts. This is a departure from Tesla's reliance on electronic door latches, which have faced criticism over safety.

The brake-by-wire system and USB-C power outlets, promising more efficient power delivery, represent further cost-cutting measures. Yet, some features, like the non-operational windows, remain a mystery.